hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
i dont understand ppl in relationships who are like ‘she/he’s my whole world’ like dont u got hobbies
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
Me whenever I visit people’s houses
I can’t even comprehend how much I relate to this. Except I’d also be crying.
im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
do you ever just jiggle your butt
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.